andreablog2-deactivated20220425:

I understand the appeal of Diet Coke so deeply and so well I think I could design an ad campaign for the beverage and everyone obsessed with it. The ad would have to be like all over the world and start with a fat German kid at the cafeteria at school all by himself with a giant piece of chocolate cake and a can of Diet Coke, a stripper packing up after a long shift opening the mini fridge in the dressing room and opening a can of Diet Coke. A stressed out hair and makeup person for fashion week being called a stupid bitch by her evil gay boss (White male 30s w stubble) saying “fine than I quit” than ripping a Diet Coke being handed to him from his assistant than going outside and smoking. A ceo testifying in front congress nervously sipping her Diet Coke. A woman shoots a bad man in self defense than her defense attorney drinks a Diet Coke from the court vending machine. A young online troll/or a an internet “stan” laughs maniachally at her phone while sipping Diet Coke. An old aristocratic woman is bored with a conversation at a country club and sips Diet Coke under the table. A person steals a bunch of art work from a museum than gives it to its rightful owner and they drink Diet Coke. A soccer mom runs over a squirrel and cries in front of her children. She orders a Diet Coke at a bar. A giant family of like 15 people have carts and carts lined up at a grocery store. 2 of them have only Diet Coke