andreablog2:

Imagine if Taylor Swift randomly stopped music and started to like do pottery and she would release music in the form of like a collab w Katie Jane Garside and she’d end up marrying Vincent Gallo and she just retreated into the woods and ate foraged snails berries and fungus for the rest of her life as half her Spotify streams all went to environmental terrorist causes and the other owned by scooter Braun went toward the endless wars and troops of highly technological barbs (who are now like a paramilitary organization, the soldiers are functionally half computer/hive mind ) are sent to the Taylor swift Forrest to put a bioweaopon in the spring water but it backfires as there’s like colonies of Hunter gatherer swifties who live off the land and worship Taylor swift like some kind of god and it‘s this Great War between cults of science and cults of nature