semiotextiana:

“Why can’t you just have a dinner salad? It’s almost like going to a Mexican restaurant where they don’t put down chips and salsa because they’re more elevated. Baby, you need to put down- you knew you needed to put down the chips and salsa. You knew. You knew that you didn’t need to elevate anything. Like that doesn’t elevate it. Like I’m not, I’m not going to places that have the house salad in place of the dinner salad and make you order the half, have Edison bulbs and like bar stools for all the seating. Knock it off. Knock it off. We’re not doing- You didn’t brew the coffee here, you didn’t create the beans here. Don’t do that. We don’t need all that. Not every place has to be that. I mean if you want to invite me there and like try the food or whatever, I need a chair. You know what I’m saying. I’m not trying to like balance and have the glass with another glass inside to mix the wine and breathe it through my fucking nose. I want a dinner salad.”