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  • 997: LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

  • triatic: “swearing is so unattractive.” “fuck you I ain’t attractive anyways.”

  • When you say that nobody could ever like you, are you calling me nothing?

  • reblog if u a virgin who can’t drive :

  • ͦ ͥ ͥͥͥͥ◳ⅻ‶ ̶̢̡̛ͥͥ̒ͪ̑̽̇̐̀̈́͒̍̅ͫ̓̇̇ͫ̀҉̥̯͙͕̯̪̳̼̤͓̯͚̯̯̺͇̭̙̳̝͈̹̲̠̘̫̮̫͚̦͕͇̱̖͓͙̲̩̱̳̯̺̦̙͇͙̦̭̳̲͙̺͕̼͍̮̩͎̼͉͖̭̦͔̺̙͔̰́́́͘̕͜͢͢͟͜͢ͅͅ ̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿∮µç͈̏⿻⁷⧸₃͙͙▧̈█◤◥▓▒◤ ◢█▓▦◤◥▇̸☄╱ ̷̸̾̀́∥╱̧̣̤͙͚͖̱̲̹̩̹͗̈́͘͜͟͝͞͠͡ͅ⠂͑ ́͗̾͛ʸ҉͔˲ˤʽ̫ั்▨་̟͈˄⁹ิ̸͚̭▓ִʶͣʴ͛◟ͨ̑́ʽͣ ⓞ∮∮͖̿˜░͂̍ˎ̧˾̠ˑ⃣˲⁵̜̙̒˱˓͋˝̟˃₃ˑ̪ˬ⁴˟ͧͤʲּ์̰̘̃̕ˁ◝ˑèñī͖̿˜░͂̍ˎ̧˾̠ˑ⃣˲◗⃝  ⁾ ⁽  ●⃝ ⁾ֻ( ⃝ ⁾  ̢̛ノヽ⠫⃝ ͜ ◞ ⃝̛⌒ᴳ⬢⠊ᴸ➝║║║║╔︽ᵔᵓᴵ◊⠅⠅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ͯ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ͬͭͯͯͯͯ╳̷̸̹̹̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻⌒̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻╱͆̈́⌜⌒͉͉͉͉͉͉͉͉͉⠊▰ֲֲֲֲֲֲֲֲֲֲֲֲֲֲֲֲֲֲֲֲ̻̻̻̻̻ํ็᷃᷃᷃᷃᷃᷃᷃᷃᷃᷃᷃᷃᷃᷃᷃᷃᷃᷃᷃᷃᷃᷃᷃᷃᷃ ̢ ⠴⠦⃝⠡ֻ( ᵒ⃝ ⁾ ( ⚈⃝⃝͗͌͑̏͊̿̄̎̇̐ͩ̆ͩ͑ͬ͛̀̐ͯͦͦ̊͑ͣ̃̓̎͛̽̊̏̓̐̓͂̿̄͑ͤ̏̒ͣ̀̅̿ͨ̿ͣ̽ͫ͊ͥ̈̌̍͛ͮ̓̆̌̇̆́̓ͦ̈́̆̽̿ͦ͋ͭ̇ͧ̂ͦ́ͦ̾ͤ̏̓ͣͦ̇ͯ̄ͨ̄̃ͪ͂͌̓ͫ̑̃̃ͩ̊̒̌̋̒͊̐̋̍̆̉ͨ̅̍͒̈ͨ͊ͥ̋̀̾͋̓̃̄̆ͣͯ̇ͧ͑ͩ̉̑͌ͧ͗̚ ⃝ ◞ ◞ ⠑͝ •⃝ ͜ ノ⠠ヽ⠱⌔⠠ ֻ◢▓▩ ☰ ≡ྊ ◣ ◥◣ ▇▓▒░ ❖ ◣ ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็◥▓▦▆◣◢ ̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿ ̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿ ̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿ ̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿ ̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿ ̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿ ̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿ ̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿ ̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿ ̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿ ̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿ ̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿⁵̜̙̒˱˓͋˝̟˃₃ˑ̪ˬ⁴˟ͧͤʲּ์̰̘̃̕ˁ◝ˑ ┈┈┈ ̛̛̛̛̛̛̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚┈̖̖̖̖̖̖̖̖̖̖̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚ ┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈̙̙̙̙̙̙̙̙̙̘̙̘ ┈┊⠁̊̊̊̊̊̊̊͟⠁̊̊̊̊̊̊̊͟⠁̊̊̊̊̊̊̊͟⠁̊̊̊̊̊̊̊͟⠁̊̊̊̊̊̊̊͟⠁̊̊̊̊̊̊̊͟ ⠁̊̊̊̊̊̊̊͟⠁̊̊̊̊̊̊̊͟⠁̊̊̊̊̊̊̊͟⠁̊̊̊̊̊̊̊͟⠁̊̊̊̊̊̊̊͟⠁̊̊̊̊̊̊̊͟  ⠁̊̊̊̊̊̊̊͟⠁̊̊̊̊̊̊̊͟⠁̊̊̊̊̊̊̊͟⥰⠃ ⃝⧿ ⃝◝⧶∤▢◞̳̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̻̄̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊  ̷̸⠉̠̠̠̠̠̠̠̠̠̠̠̠̠̠̠̠̠̠̠̠̠̠̠̠̠̠̠̠̠̠̠̠̠̠▓▒□༲ٕٓ༸༸྄ྀྐ࿁̝̄̃྇ྈ̛ٕ̔ᅠᅟ̐ྊཱུུٖ༞༟ཱི༿༾༶҈̉҉҈ྐ྄ྊཱཱི༳༰༸ タཱྀ̜̄̑̓̏̃̎྇ス̜̙̘̆̅̏̊̑̚̕༲༱༾༹༸ケ྄ྀྂྊྈ྇ྐ࿀ྊ༾༸テ̛̙̘̜̄̎̏̎̐̒̏ྃྂ̇̚ྈّْٖ࿁࿁ཱུུ༱҉҈ྀ༛༝༶⃣⃝༲༟་༸༞ wͥ˭͙͙ˣ͟͞ͅ˞ʹ̤̦ͮ̒˭ͣˬ๋̔ʬு˯͙͟͢ʾʵִ้͓͂ʿิː҈̸ʭ◝̸˟ͭͥ˭͙͙ˣ͟͞ͅ˞ʹ̤̦ͮ̒˭ͣˬ๋̔ʬு˯͙͟͢ʾʵִ้͓͂ʿิː҈̸ʭ◝̸˟ͭ [=/ீ▉ֹˮ͎₃ึֱ͎̈́◜͊˃◟ˌ˟̃ˢ̮͐̐⁹ˏͩͭˇุ̳͇͔̏҈ˑ̜̻̝˕̾˽͝ˮ ீ▉ֹˮ͎₃ึֱ͎̈́◜͊˃◟ˌ˟̃ˢ̮͐̐⁹ˏͩͭˇุ̳͇͔̏҈ˑ̜̻̝˕̾˽͝ˮ(] ˜᷂͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄˜᷂͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄˜᷂͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚͚᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄᷄ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ (via halfedge)

  • To die by your dick is such a heavenly way to die

  • h0odrich: everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

  • my meals in the summer

    breakfast: 3pm dinner: 11pm more food:1am midnight snack: 4am

  • radsturbate: how the ☯✞soft grinch✞☯ stole christmas

  • johannsebastianbitch: You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire…

  • probend: if ur cute and i dont follow u back let me know

  • officialpigeon: “Money can’t make you happy” WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

  • speedwag: (bites lip sexily but really im just trying to peel this piece of skin off)

  • icedxflow: *Sells soul to GameStop* Cashier: 8 dollars

  • meladoodle: id rather fall in lava than fall in love

  • finalfantasyfootball: *holds my own hand* *has some feelings for myself* 

  • reblog if u single but too cute to be single

  • gentlemanbones: soft-communism: soloses: why use gendered terms like dude, girl, etc with your friends when u can just call them comrade ❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤ NO, NOT SOFT COMMUNISM. IT MUST BE HARD. LIKE SIBERIAN WINTER.

  • driving teacher: stay in your lane me: stay in your lane

  • sorry i havent been active for a couple days… I actually have a life now

  • geneticallyidenticals: *cringes at 9 year old me* *cringes at 13 year old me* *cringes at year ago me* *cringes at day ago me* *cringes at future me*

  • deadlyspoons: I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

  • “faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

  • olliekirkland: you are the dancing queen

  • shippingsabrieliam: What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole

  • carrot-fanfics: if icarly was a real website run by three 13 year olds it would look like this

  • Child: Dear God will mommy get better? God: THERE’S A LINK TO MY FAQ PAGE ON MY BLOG READ IT BEFORE YOU ASK ME THINGS PLS THX ❤

  • The world didn’t get worse, homie, your eyes just got wider. fuckin deep ass top comment on youtube. (via soulsscrawl)

  • communistbakery: when she say go deeper but u all out of dick

  • cliff-whored: nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go im sorry but youre going to have to go home and change thats inappropriate for school and the boys are distracted

  • pinkmeeup: palegem: Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting Reblog Everytime

  • 7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

    goddess-river: That nudity is inherently sexual That people should be judged for their personal decisions That yelling solves problems That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about That age correlates to importance That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic That the…

  • arcreactions: light rain (◡‿◡✿) heavy rain (◕‿◕✿) THUNDERSTORMS (◉‿◉✿)

  • czechunter: i’m sad eat my ass

  • doolmebythewaters: before you unfollow me i challenge you to a duel

  • I’m a very private person. You don’t ask, I don’t tell. (via givenchybackpack)

  • theyre: Make fun of your baby for shitting itself

  • lindsaylohoean: all the people around me are falling in love and im just here falling asleep

  • me: *calls people fake* me: *is actually fake*

  • Wow, what a butthole. Either a compliment or an insult depending on the situation (via nessainky)

  • postllimit: *bob the builder voice* can we fix it? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS WE CAN BITCH YAAAAAAS

  • It is so much safer not to feel, not to let the world touch me. Sylvia Plath (via adayinthelifeofateenagefreakshow)

  • (plays wth my balls in public)

  • the-vashta-nerada: hey bro bro broski brosicle broseidon, god of the brocean brotato chip brotein shake brosef stalin barack brobama teddy brosevelt don quibrote adrien brody gallilebro gallilei napoleon bronaparte brobo cop leonardo dicapribro broseph mengele  bro nye the science guy selena bromez broey deschanel  bro dimaggio wolfgang amadaeus brozart brohemian rhapsody osama bro laden mighty…

  • pfhorensics: murder SHOULD be celebrated. murder everyone. slay god. fuck the stars. eat yourself.

  • deadlyspoons: I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

  • princessvodka: Whats up with people and their “Opinions”?

  • Seven Wonders of The world

    gay8: 1. My Ass

  • cooldudebro: the first rule of fight club

  • If everybody likes you, you’re pretty dull. Bette Davis (via onceuponastoner)