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Let’s just say it involved …. restorative broth
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geslotencirkel: every new track resuscitated the truth of how joyful of a person I am, thrust into relief just how precious that really was actually, even at my most cynical and diminished state when experiencing anything else that was ‘beautiful’ just hurt me because it seemed to hold itself at a distance but her music made…
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windsymphony: Candy wife.
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jumex: I love confrontation…..
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albertserra: theocseason4: Men at the farmers market want to be girls so bad This one hurts
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I can’t wait to put the comforter back on my bed I need my coziness restored literally checked the weather to see if it was gonna be cold enough this week
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Nothing like an itch under mysterious circumstances to make you question your immediate surroundings
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postinginthedark: something about me is i’m the type of bitch to google things like i really am just habitually googling.
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andreablog2-deactivated20220425: Wendy Williams saying death to all of them was so liberating for me
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When someone says they’re not doing something they’re literally doing it like.. that’s your first clue that they’re actually that thing
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Sorry I’m dehydwated
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lazorsandparadox: Getplume has disabled comments on their ads after people started using them to warn that its a predatory service, so this is your reminder that plume charges you 99 dollars a month for shit that places like planned parent hood charge way less and not monthly for, and actively spread misinformation about major health…
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Literally
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blocking people just so I can use the app
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I don’t think my motivation has ever been lower
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segamascot: actually if i like your post consider it a gentle kiss on your hole
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femmepathy: they should name it the Yessss Literally! button instead of Reblog
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theocseason4: this shit is a girl blunt i only smoke girl blunts
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i canot stop pissing
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SHEUT THE FECK UP. STOP
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went out at 4 with a piece of gum in my mouth, spent 3 hours trapped in manhattan sweating, gave myself a headache from chewing stale gum bc stress, drank a gallon of water to thwart it, cant stop peeing, now i suffer, ruining the simple pleasure of sleeping naked just to get up and…
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autotono: the miso soup fandom is DYING. reblog if you’re a proud MISOGYNIST.
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staggot: McDonald’s Junglepussy meal (water and apple slices)
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disordersofresonanceandairflow: she was just saying, your honor
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anik: vote angelyne
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dantelourensz: the sims 2 print advertisement, 2004
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indie-brokenarm: I live in an expansive metropolis full of oppurtunies. I’m am girlish, vibrant, disarmingly charming. I get depressed when I have nothing to do, it makes me feel worthless. I spend my time on counches, beds, chairs, rugs, floors. In concert halls, performance spaces, stages, galleries. I am slender, chic, my style perfectly balances…
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I fucken hate you fa— u kno the rest
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pantyhose nerd
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boyfriendtv: This is not a new point but, removing “like” as a vocal filler from an interview at this point is just .. like who cares? It makes it sound better? No actually it makes it worse Imagine asking someone to take vocal training before speaking to you
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This is not a new point but, removing “like” as a vocal filler from an interview at this point is just .. like who cares? It makes it sound better? No actually it makes it worse
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boyfriendtv: From pubis to sternum and back again Don’t get me started on the human skull
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From pubis to sternum and back again
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qween kristina followed me and I didn’t notice till now 😔
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kristina100000: can you feel my vegan vegan pussy can you feel my vegan vegan cunt
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Should I steal the calvin klein ad from the subway
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jumex: Everything really is embarrassing sky did not lie
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coughloop: ive never had a problem in my life i go to therapy to brag
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It’s 90 degrees outside and you’re eating bacon…
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you know what you’re right there is something interfering with my happiness and preventing me from reaching my goals
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boyfriendtv: this is very contradictory but why are people so addicted to nostalgia that they would prefer a remake of something that they might even already own over literally something completely different and exciting idk.. maybe its the overwhelming anxiety of modern life that drives the desire for sameness but im like ,.. girl go…
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this is very contradictory but why are people so addicted to nostalgia that they would prefer a remake of something that they might even already own over literally something completely different and exciting idk.. maybe its the overwhelming anxiety of modern life that drives the desire for sameness but im like ,.. girl go to…
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discreetwithabellyring: if it was my pussy stink then just say that
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baccomalato-deactivated20220105: Go ahead and screenshot this and put it on Instagram faggot
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intactics-deactivated20211231: I am asking you to endure it.
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thebroodingprince: cunty muppetism as a lens for an updated woke ethnographic anthology
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Good morning! It’s going to be another beautiful day ladies
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rednines: the prostate was probably a more important discovery than fire
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coughloop: If you think there is a badder bitch than Miss Piggy you should die
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ebaybumpstockhalloweennitrous: in a dream you saw a way to serve cunt and you were full of joy